random blurts of evil humor

*yo hommie's so ugly....*

a: hey hey! i saw your ex-girlfriend just now.
b: oh yeah. I heard she's attached.
a: yeah man, I saw her boyfriend. He must have a GREAT personality.
b: Oh, you spoke to him?
a: Not really. Otherwise, he's filthy rich.



*yo face's so ugly....*

(two old friends who fell out meet each other one day, and stares at each other)

a: err... Sorry for staring. I had a friend who looks like you... just that she's still alive. Sorry. *walks away*